Urdu Latifay Mian Biwi

#1   Sardar Ki Biwi

Sardar: Parson Meri Biwi Kowein me gir gayi.

Bohat chut lagi bechari ko, bohat cheekh rahi thi…

 

Dost: Ab kesi hai tumhari wife?

 

Sardar: Ab theek hai. Kalse Kowein me se Awaz nahi aarahi

hai

#2   Dozak

Biwi Ghussay Mein: dekh lena tumhe dozakh mein bhi jaga nahee milegi.

Shohar: theek hai me har jaga tumharay sath jana bhi nahee chahta.

#3   Shohar aur Biwi

Shohar aur biwi ek hi din mar gaye.

Shohar bhoot ban gaya aur Biwi Churail ban gai. Kuch dino k baad dono ka aamna saamna howa.

Biwi: Kitne ajeeb lag rahy ho bhoot ban kar.

Shohar: Han. Lekin tum bilkul bhi nahi badli… wesi ki wesi hi ho

#4   Biwi ki Ikssam

Mukhtalif biwian apnay shohron se lartay huay

Pilot ki wife: zyada mat uro samjhay.

Teacher ki biwi: mujhe mat sikhao ye school nahee.

Dentist ki biwi: dant tor kar hath me do doongi.

Doctor ki wife: tabyat durust kardoongi.

MBA ki wife: Mind your own business.

CA/ACCA/CFA/ICMA/CIMA shakhs ki biwi: pehlay paas to karlo budhay

#5   Husband and Wife

Biwi : tum sari duniya main bhi dhund lo to mujh jesi dusri nahin mile gi

Shohar : tum ny kya samaj rakha hai 

 main dosri bhi tum jaisi hi dhundon ga.

had hoo gai.

#6   Biwi ki khobsurati

Biwi apne Shohar Se : aap ko meri khubsurti ziada achi lagti hai ya aqal mandi ?

Shohar : mujhe to tumhari ye mazak ki adat bht achi lagti hai.

#7   Shohar aur Police

Ek Aadmi Ghabraya Howa Police Station Aaya Or Inspector Se Bola:

Mujhay Gariftaar Kar Lo, Maine Apni Bivi K Sir Per Laathi Maari Hai.

Inspector: Kya Wo Marr Gai Hai?

Aadmi: Nahi! Balke Wahi Laathi Liye Meray Pechay Aa Rahi Hai

#8  Wife Husband Romance

Wife To Husband: Tumhain Pyar Karna Nahi Aata.

Husband: To Kya Ye 3 Bachay Internet Se Download Kiye Hain ?

#9  Wife Research

Wife: Maine "GADHO" Par Research Ki Hai,

Woh Apni "GADHI" ke siwa kisi or "GADHI" ko Dekhta Tak Nahi!

HUSBAND: Isi Liye To Usay "GADHA" Kehte Hain.

#10  Mard Mazloom

Mard agar Aurat par Hath uthai to Zalim,

Agar aurat se Pit jaye to Buzdil,

Aurat ke agay chalay to Firoun,

Peeche chale to Zan Mureed,

Aurat ko kisi ke sath dekh ke larray to Shakki,

Agar kuch na kahe to Beghairat,

Agar Ghar se bahar rahey to Awara,

Ghar mein rahe to Nakara,

Bachon ko Dantay to Jabir,

Na Dantay to Laparwah,

Aurat ko kam se Rokay to daqianos,

Na Rokay to Aurat ki Kamai Khanay wala.

Haaye Mard Bechara jaye tu jaye kahan ?