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Teacher asks question
Teacher: Which one is more important Sun or Moon?
Student: Off course Moon
Teacher: how???
Students: The moon gives us light in night when we need it but the sun gives us light in day when we don't need light.
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In Biology Practical
Examiner: Tell the name of this bird by only seeing it foot
Students: I can''t say
Examiner: You are fail, What is your name?
Student: See my foot and tell my name.
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Teacher: farz karo Tum ko agar paisa aur taleem mein say ek choose Karna hai tu Kya karo gay?
Student: paisa , kyon k mere pass paisa ki kami hai aur app k pass taleem ki.
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Teacher Sohail Tum aaj late kyon huay?
Sohail: sir mein traffic signal follow kar Raha tha.
Teacher woh kaisy?
Sir wahan likha tha bike slow drive karain aagay college hai
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Teacher: Kal mars aur moon per lecture hoga sub nay attend Karna hai.
Student: sir mein nhi aa Sakta meri ammi nay kaha hay school say seedha Ghar aaya karo.